by marqusmarion September 22, 2020
When making out with two seperate girls that are coincidentally best friends in a short period of time. Then after reaping the benefits begins to freak out.
Me: dude I made out with Payton and Ashley... what do I do....
Bro: dude you just pulled a Noah...
Me: I know man what do I do *crys*
Bro: dude you just pulled a Noah...
Me: I know man what do I do *crys*
by BigBona69 June 01, 2017
When you make out with two girls within minutes of each other with them both knowing about each other
by Selliott24 June 01, 2017
The worlds biggest simp
by Pokémon Vlogs November 05, 2020
Noah Grant is an up and coming (M) Fashion Model, as well as having a significant Social Media following. Noah Grant was born April 24, 1999 in Maine.
by Vogueitalia January 21, 2023
One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
by Joe_Willy August 01, 2023
absolute spastic with no chill, perverted intentions around unnamed women, any skin must be covered at all times. please stay away from anyone with this ungodly name.
"OMG.. Is that Noah Gennockey, hide your ankles!!!"
"PLEASE HELP! Noah Gennockey is behind me with his 9" cock hanging out"
"PLEASE HELP! Noah Gennockey is behind me with his 9" cock hanging out"
by crazy bananas 9 May 02, 2022