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J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory
by grrrlhood June 2, 2024
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Don't name your friends.

Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.
by Pseudonyms. May 14, 2023
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(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.
Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)
by IsseiHyoudou893 August 25, 2024
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Name

Names are essentially utterances meant for addressing people even

For indicatorial purposes,
usually inculcated at time of birth.

Verb; illustrative ends:
Electful indicatorial descriptions elevated to imply of a noun or groups as to who or what it or they are like unto characteristicly.
Thou shall call his name Jesus for he shall save his people from their sins
by Alex.Roundabout March 25, 2022
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marshmallow name for someone

Marshmallow sweet cheeky and always there for you, if you’re upset she will be there by your side making sure that not a single tear drop hits the ground!

Loyal and smart ,kind at heart and always only 2 steps behind you like a shadow.
She normally gets everything she wants cos she’s such a good girl .
Always right there when you walk thru the door to greet you with a little treat wiggling her bum shuffling her feet. Smiling from ear to ear to see you again nothing beats how she makes you feel when you see her again.
Dont be fooled by her pretty face and gentle nature though , rub her the wrong way and suffer the consequences hurt the people she loves and you will face the wrath of marshmallow!
Overall she is a perfect friend in every way , nothing can even come close to the bond you share , she might not speak to you for a day or two if u really piss her off but you both know the reason why and she’s usually not the one in the wrong and once you apologise it’s like nothing ever happened at all she back to being your trusty side kick right by your side every step of the way.

Marshmallow she might be soft and squishy , but don’t think her bark is worse than her bite or you might find out for real!!
Marshmallow name for someone loyal : Everyone needs a marshmallow in their life!! Who doesn’t love marshmallows!!
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My Name Jeff

Epic Fortnite gamer:"My name Jeff"
9 Year old gamer girl: "fuck me"
by PokeBread December 12, 2018
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