What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do
"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"
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The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
by llamasaylol December 17, 2016
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First time Gay

A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity
Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
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Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release
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