Face-date

Verb. The act of adding, browsing and creeping/lurking ones profile. Used as a virtual, informal way of dating before actually putting in the effort to meet the potential "date" in reality. Occurs on many online networking sites, most notably Facebook.

Jim: "Did you see Maria's profile? This girl has some class. She's one of hem euro chicks to. Damn, I think I might message her and actually tr and meet her bro"

Da'Quan: " Do it up man. But why bother - didn't you see that pic of her on that coffee table after her keg stand?"

Jim: " True. Well said. Onto the next one...*damn Face-dates, maybe i shouldn't have spent hours creeping her profile before hand...* "

by uk3s February 20, 2010

Hard faced

Strong features, homely, ugly face

His woman crush Wednesday is hard faced

by Classychick88 June 29, 2015

Shift faced

(Adj) the act of being inebriated during your scheduled restaurant shift.

When she came in to work was fine, but by the end of the night she was shift faced.

by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015

Schnitz Faced

When you eat so much Schnitzel that it makes you feel sick.

Pronounced: Sch-nit Faced

I got so Schnitz Faced last night and now I fell like crap

by Not Your WiFi April 23, 2011

Face Hogged

face hogged -a really long make out session.

dude you so got face hogged at that party last night.

by baby turtle & tonka :) January 25, 2011

Saddle Face

A women with a worn leathery Face usually from being left out in the sun too long.

Jennifer has full blown saddle face, I wouldn't bang her with your dick.

by kdawg4 April 20, 2009

nub face

nub face is when someone is a big fat nub/noob on an online game.

Hey noob you are a nub face!

by Marko-94 January 25, 2008