Fuckholm Syndrome

Derived from the concept of Stockholm Syndrome, it is used to describe the mental state of someone that has become overly attached to, and obsessed with, the person they have just recently had sex with. This is most prominent in people that have just had sex for the first time.

"Man, Shelly finally lost her V-card to Mike, but now she won't leave him alone. Total case of fuckholm syndrome."

by Super Ghoul January 31, 2014

The Burns Syndrome

The Burns syndrome is when you are annoyed by a person so much you contomplate sucide. The Burns syndrome can be tough especially when the person is a type A stalker and won`t leave you alone. Typically people with the burns syndrome are small and stumpy.

Gary had to move school after an incounter with The Burns Syndrome.

by pussy cruncher September 1, 2011

JOMB Syndrome

Literally, "Jacking Off (like a) Monkey, Bitch!" Syndrome. First depicted on the youtube video 'Divine Powers" by Makemebad35, aka Damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating Frosted Flakes. Can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a "faith healer" slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the "possessed" appendages.

Victim: "I failed at eating Frosted Fakes!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"

by N00berson McGee December 6, 2010

Goliath syndrome

A guy that thinks being well over 6 feet makes him invincible and invulnerable. Like Napoleon syndrome, not all guys over 6 foot 4 have Goliath syndrome. The man from the Guinness book of records most likely did not have Goliath's syndrome despite being nearly 9 feet tall. This could have been what they say about giants not having long life spans. Mostly a guy over 6 feet that likes to pick on people who are under 6 feet, but wouldn't pick on somebody over 6'4, 6'6, this is Goliath's syndrome at work.

That albino kid Silas has bad Goliath syndrome man. Somebody at this school is gonna decapitate that freak if he doesn't quit putting them in wall lockers, he never fights with the football players, basketball team or the teachers always just the kids he think can't stand up to him.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

Snippet syndrome

When the snippet of a song sounds way better than the officially released full version

Bill: Hey you hear uzi finally dropped Kobe Rollie?

Ted: Yeah it’s pretty good but the snippet was better

Bill: damn snippet syndrome hit u hard huh

by Ghostmane790 August 26, 2021

Bourienne Syndrome

When you lose all control over your body and eventually lose oxygen. You can tell if somebody has Bourienne Syndrome because they will fall over and not be able to move at all.

(person falls over)
'help he/she has Bourienne Syndrome!'

by xComplex March 12, 2018

Swat Syndrome

When a mate who became your friend / joined your friend group carries across personality traits from their previous friend group. In this case, carried across the 'swatty' personality trait (try hard at school/ school sweat.)

The swatty personality trait included sub traits such as short temper to jokes, stupidity, or people being too laid back. Also included are outbursts of anger, being cocky, and having too much pride.

Although these traits can be hidden and removed over time, when under the influence these traits can really show and shine, always dampening the fun of others and the mood of the party. This is what's known as 'Swat Syndrome'.

Haydn: Mate, Aidans purely getting angry at everything. What's his deal?

Braydon: He just has swat syndrome mate, it happens all the time.

by BigDaddyBray March 22, 2021