Dad

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.

Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.

by PreyTheGeyAwey May 11, 2019

Dad

pewdiepie should be worried about this guy, not t bad

Dad is best YouTuber

by Atwatwhohastoomuchtime69 May 12, 2019

Dad

Not the same word as Father, or dad. A person, not your father, who you deeply admire

Danny Devito is my dad (But not really)

by SpiceRice May 15, 2019

dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.

Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.

by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.

"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"

by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019

Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at

by Grandpapi knows where u live February 19, 2019