Dad

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020

Kai’s Dad

The father of Kai, Cory. Cory has long hair and a beard. He is considered dope and smokes out his son. What is there not to like about Kai’s Dad?

Karim: Yo there’s something different about this guy... Who is he?

Ian B: You know who that is Karim, its Cory. You know... Kai’s Dad.

by TheBBCman October 28, 2018

Dads being

A word used by an african child to express the tendencies of their male parents ❤️

Person A: hey our dads have SUPER SMEXY AFLETES FOOT
person B: LMAO DADS BEING

by Hayner crakay December 9, 2020

kathmandu dad

A person who wears adventure gear to every occasion.
Usually has all the gear and no idea.

Your Dad is such a Kathmandu Dad, does he even Hike!

by Adventcalendar69er January 17, 2024

dad

non existent

Person 1: hey my dad just went to go get some milk

Person 2:welp he ain't coming back

by jsjdjsjfjeudbdbdhddjdh June 5, 2022

dad

a nonexistent being

??? do you have a dad?

what's a dad?

by god??? February 11, 2019

Dad

A man who's in his old ages thinking he can fix everything and anything since getting a child.

Son: Dad.....I think I just broke my arm...
Dad: No worries son! Let me just grab my handy dandy duct tape and my wonderful screwdriver and you'll be fixed in no time!

by Spacey Boi the First October 16, 2020