your dad

someone who's still getting milk 25 years later

someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom

you: he's out getting milk

by i am having sex with your da April 2, 2022

dad

the person in your life that causes the most pain just for milk and ice cream

my dad is awesome because he was brave enough to go get the milk

by cooldad243 January 26, 2022

dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.

honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Dad

A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.

My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago

by Imgewdunot June 14, 2021

Gavin's Dad

An extremely attractive middle aged man, usually the father of a person named Gavin.

Oh man, Gavin's Dad is really hot.

by ajlev November 23, 2021

Dad

Dad,the guy that will always be there for you.Yeah maybe he’s made some mistakes…but he’s still here.The parent that will always back you up,gives you the best hugs and kisses and always listens to you.He gives things that you’ve always wanted but never asked about.He will always know about you.Even if your other parent never cared,never did any of the things he did.It doesn’t matter.Dad will make you feel complete.It doesn’t matter if your wrong or right he will always be there.ALWAYS.

I love you dad.

by juicymangos:3 August 26, 2025

Golden Dad

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.

Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024