The Ring of Mordor

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.

• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."

by anonymous January 24, 2025

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daisy ring

When a girl has a yellow tinge around there ring hole, ew yuck she has daisy ring that’s fucked

Demi lee had Daisy ring, fuck that

by Daisy ring January 1, 2023

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Ring of Fire

A circular red or yellow ring that appears on the shaft of the Penis

Oh my god I fucked this whore now I have the Ring of Fire on my dick

by Hilary4Prison May 24, 2019

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Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.

by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017

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Stink Ring

Vagina

Girl,you need to wash Your Stink Ring

by Naseer Hill October 25, 2017

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Ring necklace

someone who wears a ring as a necklace. The ring is something that represents someone in love. And the necklace bring the ring next to the heart.

Ring necklace

person 1: why does she wear that ring as a necklace?
Person 2: probably cause she’s in love.
Person 1: I mean yea Ik that but why doesn’t she’s wear it regularly?
Person 2: she wants to keep the ring as close to the heart as possible. Cause she’s really in love with her partner.

by Your simp September 17, 2022

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