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Post scout camp depression

being depressed because of how lonely it is after scout camp
"Oh post scout camp depression will kill me some day " "ye I'm so lonely and sad"
by Disaster .will.occur.at .any.m November 10, 2019
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post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.
Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.
by Starlicker October 31, 2014
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Post Travis Scott Disorder

Post Travis Scott Disorder refers to a McDonald's employee who has taken a mental toll from hearing the insane number of orders for the "Travis Scott" burger. These victims often suffer and have no choice but to quit or endure the pain that is the endless orders from those playing Sicko Mode from their phone.
Yo, you work at McDonalds?
Yeah why?
How's your Post Travis Scott Disorder?
i want to die
by Jommithy September 27, 2020
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Post frag t-bag

The 'post frag t-bag' is a variation on the physically expressed gaming insult known as t-bagging. The phrase refers to performing the t-bag action on a recently killed enemy or group of enemies that was specifically defeated by the use of fragmentation grenade. Due to the large splash damage of fragmentation grenades, it is not uncommon for multiple targets to be killed, and therefor multiple players being 'post frag t-bagged'
player 1 - im on a killstreak, watch my back
player 2 - No can do, i just pwnd some noobs and im going in for the post frag t-bag
by Gregory J Johnson August 20, 2011
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post one chicago depression

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an one chicago episode.
”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression
by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022
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post traumatic text disorder

Typically, victims of textual harassment are most prone to suffer from post traumatic text disorder. Excessive strings of single-sentence or even single-word texts are the most common cause of PTTD. How uninteresting or irrelevant a text or string of texts are is positively correlated to their propensity to traumatize the receiver. Also, the earlier or later in the day these texts are sent, the more likely they are to increase the severity of PTTD symptoms. The signs and symptoms of PTTD are:

-having startled responses to text alerts
-ignoring all received texts due to fear and/fatigue caused by the individual textual harasser
-engaging excessively in activities prohibitive to phone use for the very purpose of avoiding texts

-googling how to block messages without blocking calls
-dreaming of traveling to the location of the textual harasser, smashing their phone, and leaving
Example:

Joe receives sports updates from his friend every single day as early as 6AM and as late as 1AM. Joe starts telling his friend that he's going to sleep earlier and earlier, hoping his friend will be courteous and not text. Joe's friend (the textual harasser) is not courteous and still texts. Joe silences his phone and begins to ignore all texts. Joe feels bad about lying, and instead of confronting his friend, he actually goes to bed when he says he's going to bed.

Joe starts to sleep 12 hours a day, develops bed sores, chronic back pain, and his marriage falls apart. Joe becomes the first person diagnosed with Post Traumatic Text Disorder.
by tim_triple_j November 11, 2015
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awkward post-goodbye hello

Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.
Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:

A. It was nice to run into you!

B. It really was - send my regards to your family.

A. Take care!

Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello
by O-town daddy September 13, 2013
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