Birth Poop

Painful poop as if you were giving birth.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home

The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!

by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023

Poop snakin

On a mission to go eat some ass

Bro, I went poop snakin last weekend and it was bomb af.

by SlonchDaddy October 19, 2019

poop shanagle

1. A small piece of shit dangling off you butthole hairs

2. a major douschbag

3. someone who gets and the way, or is as significant to you as a piece of shit trapped in the hairs of your ass

1. Big Papa Jonny: i had the worst poop shanagle hanging off my ass last week and when i sat down it itched like a bitch

Spencer: that sucks a huge amount
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2. Nikki Grube: HEY spencer

Spencer:get away you ugly fag-lishous poop shanagle

by spencee mageee October 25, 2007

Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.

Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)

by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021

Fun Poop

The gay and fabulous equivalent of when black people say "da shit"

Madonna is totes the fun poop!

by Fairyfella February 24, 2012

poop thighs

When resting your elbows on your thighs for a long time while defecating, you get visible red sore marks above your knees.

I got poop thighs from playing Candy Crush on the toilet too long.

by dr.goodcar November 18, 2015