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mailbox pimp

That some kinda mailbox pimp right there
by catch life by the balls December 31, 2015
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Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) Your looking like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018
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pimp

Computer slang for "peeing in my pants". When lol, rotfl, or lmfao just doesn't convey how hard one is laughing, pimp takes it a step further.
See also: lol,rotfl,lmao,lmfao
Dave: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
Steve: I don't know....why?
Dave: He wanted to see Pooh
Steve: PIMP!
by DJBurnside December 12, 2008
mugGet the pimpmug.

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
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Pimp Slap

Noun

1. a type of slapping method that MUST USED the back of the hand.

Verb

2. To slap a bitch or hoe if not giving goods or services.
Krystal was being a hoe, so I pimp slapped her let her understand to give me my money.

My mama gave me a pimp slap and said, “ MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BITCH”
by Jack the Wise November 22, 2021
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C pimp

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day.
Wow look at C pimp he really pullin des hoes today.
by Jonald crox February 13, 2021
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Pimp

by 123ihaveabigD June 21, 2021
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