Pickle Puns

a guy who sails plays pickle ball and plays all-gender hockey that loves dick it his crack. The hella annoying balding by Chunks is lesbian and fucks pregnant furries. chopped cheese and fat as fuck because of the 5000 kg of fish shit he eats and his first ever kiss was his dog.

pickle puns die in a hole

by $yeye$ April 24, 2025

Pickled ending

To finish a sexual encounter by penetrating after dipping the phallus in brine.

Mandy didn't know that Larry fancied pickled ending, she wasn't amused.

by Mick Cork February 23, 2024

Pickle Licker

Generally a male that’s likes penis.

This kid Colin is such a pickle licker.

by Student pilot February 19, 2024

Pickling

Select a pickle of you choice and insert into rectum then begin fast walking If the pickle falls from rectum the Pickler must pick up the pickle take a bite and reinsert pickle and distance starts over

1.Jack was going for the pickling world record but had issues as he didn't remove the pickle from the jar first

2.jill is training to become the best Pickler in the county she only uses the jumbo pickles while pickling

by Metalhead_heathen February 2, 2022

Speed Bag the Pickle

The act of male masterbation

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Pickle Fuck

That moment when you insert a cucumber into a female's vagina and it comes out as a pickle.

Ben only pickle fucks his wife on the third Saturday of each month.

by wafflefuck March 20, 2015

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024