salad shorts

When you use lettuce for shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”

by AkumasAss March 4, 2019

CMS Shorts

Cms shorts is a knockoff "cms shorties" they are the group of kids who think they have clout but are really just wannnabes

ew cms shorts copied cms shorties again... lmao

by curtismiddleschool December 7, 2019

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

Bermuda Shorts Day

A UofC tradition dating back to the 1960’s. On the last day of winter sem classes, students party all day and night while wearing bermuda shorts, cheesy floral shirts, sunglasses, bucket hats etc.

Yo let’s wake and bake for BSD!

“Saw some people shotgunning outside science theatre’s…what’s up with that?” “Dude it’s Bermuda shorts day, what do you expect?”

by Greeenbean April 11, 2023

short bus

Dummy. A phrase made popular by the demon-slaying love child of Beatrix Kiddo and Taylor Swift. Later made popular by Ruby from Supernatural.

'' It's called being a normal teenager, short bus. Boys are a part of it.'' -The Demon-Slaying Love Child of Taylor Swift and Beatrix Kiddo

by BabydollDame22 December 24, 2016

throw short people day

throw short people day is march 7

on throw short people day you should throw your short friend's

by SomeGuyWithWordKnowledge March 1, 2023

bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019