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Arse Mechanic 

A gay man, more "butch" and "rugged" than "camp" and "raving".
Mike: "I didn't realise Sergeant Muscle was bent".....
Jim: "Yeah man he's an arse mechanic"
Arse Mechanic by peterbeans December 28, 2010

Space Mechanic 

Ones who "get blasted" and "fix", or "service" if you will, all girls around the world
Bob: Damn Steve how have you been getting so many ladies lately?
Steve: It's easy Bob, I'm a space mechanic

Meat Mechanic 

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.
Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
Meat Mechanic by DeepInTheGame December 1, 2011

Skilled Mechanic 

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".

Fanny mechanic 

Slang name for a gynocologst
"I've just dropped my Mrs off at the Fanny mechanic for her check up"

homemade mechanic 

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door
homemade mechanic by LordMemion February 7, 2017