Lick the back of the pistol

Lick the back of my dick

Liam says to Sonaiya "Can i get a pencil" Sonaiya then replies "Lick the back of the pistol.

by The dick slasher January 29, 2025

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 04, 2023

Butt licking

When a person knows a politician they support is lying and then pretend the politician is being truthful.

-"Donald Trump is a stable genius" -"Stop butt licking".

by Darth Mercur May 24, 2019

head lick

When you dip your dick in a liquid then drag your dick across the face of a sleeping victim. This simulates a tongue licking your face. This can also be when you beat someone up using your dick and giving them a lickin'.

Victim: "i had a weird dream were a dog was licking my face"
prankster: "nah, i gave you a head lick"

by eatsleepnut August 15, 2017

Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 02, 2020

Go lick a dick

Go lick a dick – A truncated, vulgar insult often used to express contempt or disdain toward someone. The phrase suggests a crude sexual act and is intended to demean or humiliate the person being addressed. The phrase is offensive and generally considered inappropriate in most social settings. Unless your me

I can't believe you lied to me again—go lick a dick like me

by hackerman09 December 20, 2024

A fourpenny lick

A wet succulent kiss for four seconds.
A tease If ever there was.

It's our first goodbye , you can have a fourpenny lick.

by YanntheMan November 14, 2021