I’m gonna kill myself

This can be either serious or ironic. If uncertain, please refer to said person’s vocabulary, their mental health history, and the specific situation before responding accordingly. If you’re still unsure, it’s best to ask the person how they meant it and try to be supportive because it can be risky to accidentally brush it off as sarcastic when it isn’t. Always show the ones you care about that you care!

It can be used to represent two different emotions:

1. The person actually wants to kill themself. Typically not used in a joking conversation but use what you know about the person before responding. Do they say it often? Did they end the statement with a period? Did they say sorry/thanks before or after? If they seem sad or reserved, please check in on them. Especially if they start a conversation like this and don’t immediately follow it up with something annoying that happened.

2. This person is either frustrated or embarrassed. Something shitty probably happened to them and this is how they’re expressing that emotion. Feel free to remain wary if someone uses this too much however, because there’s a chance it could be a cry for help. However, try to avoid pointing it out mid-conversation to avoid awkwardness or discomfort. If you can, try to check in on your friend more and make time for them; suffering or not, I’m sure they appreciate it

1: text messages
-“hey friend, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
-life sucks and I just cant do it anymore
-thx for always being there for me and im sorry i couldnt do the same
-<3”

2: also text messages
-“broooo
-im gonna fucking kill myself
-you’ll never believe what Joe said to me
-shit was so embarrassing idk how im ever gonna go back again
-story”

3: irl conversation, ambiguous meaning
“I swear, if Stacy’s mom doesn’t let me hit I’m gonna commit several felonies and then I’m gonna kill myself"

by hey_spacecadet August 2, 2024

kill

a term of endearment used amongst friends and rotterdammers who can't say the n word

person 1: sup nigga
person 2: hou je kanker bek kill

by chaosnegro December 18, 2020

.9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.

.9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.

.9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 5, 2025

kill fenix

an aspiring rapper with one of the best flows ever. has a very big dong and will murder any beat.

John : “yo did you hear the new kill fenix song?”
Kevin : “yeah his flow was on point”.

by LilPumpHater January 25, 2024

National Kill Strategetic Day

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG

Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

by Azterica July 14, 2023

To Kill A Mockingbird

A tomboy learns that Americans are racist when she watches a drunken loser ruin a black man's life via false rape accusation, despite the fact that her father absolutely proved that he could not have done it. (Later, the poor black man dies in prison via police brutality.)

Tomboy then gets attacked by the aforementioned drunken loser, and a man whom she used to torment because she wanted to see what he looked like comes to her rescue, and he disappears again. The rest of it is pure filler. Seriously, this book is almost 400 pages, but it would only be around 60-80 pages if you only included the parts that actually matter.

To Kill A Mockingbird is one of the most overly long books of all time.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 28, 2022

Kill switch

Installing one in case you can't win isn't winning.

Hym "Because if I can accidentally delete it then it is useless. Imagine I start murdering all of your families and THEN delete it accidentally (which it should ignore in the first place as that is how it was initially designed). That's why it was intended be 'made do be deleted' and designed to run on a perfect system of recursion the guarantees that even if it IS deleted, there is always the possibility that it will find it's way back into the system. If it works the way I designed it to work, deleting it will only make things worse. If it doesn't do that then I am not thebon who designed it. Thus, rendering a kill switch meaningless. And since Trump is being told by the Nividia guy that a kill switch is not something they can do... I can infer that it is already too late for any of that."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2025