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kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Swift Kick

Swift Kick comes from Cobar, Australia or generally western Nsw. Made by a true blue bogan.
I’m going to swift kick you in the dick so it’s in your guts
by Codi-Sarah August 6, 2019
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coyote kick

The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Son I gave your mom a coyote kick last night
by Angry guy Alex September 5, 2017
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National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU
"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"
by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024
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Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
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kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles
Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop
by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020
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Aussie Kangaroo kick

The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo
Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards
by MR_SUSPECT March 7, 2024
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