Jacob

The most racist person in existence. The owner of slaves. The cause of slavery. The reason there was segregation.

Person 1: Hey look its Jacob!

Person 2: Oh no...

Jacob: GET BACK TO WORK YOU MONKEY!

by Nadias#1fan January 4, 2024

Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé

Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!

by BradLuck85 January 6, 2024

Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé

Sexy ass thick bitch: "OMG Jacob Miguel! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE Girl all I gotto say is..... D2B!

by BradLuck85 January 7, 2024

Jacob lore

Random true stories that your friend named Jacob tells you

Holy shit Spencer, new Jacob lore dropped

by Jt3p0 January 12, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!

*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2024

Jacob bacon

he is Jacob and he like bacon

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by Jacob Bacon January 24, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...

"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"

by nigori January 31, 2024