Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.

Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Bill

A guy who ant stop talking girls love him but he is not sure why but he has beautiful eyes.

Hey bill ur great

by randompersononline1293 June 9, 2018

BILL

The middle age man who has to start fights because he does not want to look wear to other males. Usullly a upper class entitled man who's never been told no, wears golf clothes, and never respects rules or boundaries because of rights.

"Man, that man just barged in and did not even let that guy move out of the way before he invaded his space."

"Yeah, that's a Bill if I ever seen one; thinking he owns the place because he drives a BMW!"

by Shrek8donkey August 3, 2020

Bill Dysart

Anyone that is in land or solar farm business/ termites

Hello this is Bill Dysart, I’m trying to contact you about the land you have for sale. I would be interested in putting a solar farm on your land

Chad: No thanks Bill !

by buckswanzy February 25, 2022

Bill Cosby

Where Someone roofies you, Rapes you and with every thrust, They call you pudding.

Jack Bill Cosby Jill last night.

by Jack and Spades December 28, 2019

Bill hader

sexiest man alive FR FR!!!!!!!!
He is also the best actor ever hes s SOPOOOO FUNNY!

super good comedian and prodcer and writer and direcotr

Me : omg bill hader is soooo hot hes the hottest actor *EVER*
My bf : hahah i'm bill hader
Me : omg babe stop! hes so muich funnier and creativer.

by kaspbrakeddie November 16, 2023

The Bill Gates Challenge

If Bill Gates gets a .44 magnum, shoves it in his mouth, and blows his brains out the back of his head live on air, Alex Jones will follow suit the next day; also live on air. Challenge can also be completed by dumping a bucket of gasoline onto oneself (akin to the ALS ice bucket challenge), strapping TNT onto your body, and lighting yourself on fire.

Did you hear what Bill Gates did on Instagram Live? He started The Bill Gates Challenge!

by Johnny Asswipe IV September 30, 2024