by A_Person637 September 25, 2020

by iamasock123 May 4, 2017

Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are
Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
by Daisy Flowers June 14, 2017

a skinny little bitch who’s deeply in love with ashlee but he fucked joanne so she don’t like him and he also has ugly glasses and is a whore. fuck you dylan
by dyldo_is_a_whore March 5, 2022

Always the problem in video games. He blames everyone that he is the problem when he is the problem.
Dylan is the problem in video games.
by NayNayYEET March 12, 2020

A tall lanky red haired male who is socially awkward, boring, unstylish and loves to be called "fanta pants" who frequently looks at himself in every mirror he passes, just to check himself out. Dylan love to dance he often looks like a grass hop swinging its legs all over the place.
Sometimes he can act and smells like an Orangutan at the most stupid times
Sometimes he can act and smells like an Orangutan at the most stupid times
by Smarter then some November 29, 2020

by shacotp November 22, 2021
