Skip to main content

that's the way the cookie crumbles

This is said when something bad has happened to someone - implying that it is was just bad luck.

Could also suggest that this bad luck had to happen to someone.
Tony: Oh gawd - I got paired with Micky D?
Matthew: That's the way the cookie crumbles!
by pdc May 26, 2004
mugGet the that's the way the cookie crumblesmug.

Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
by Magooru November 6, 2010
mugGet the Fatty Fortune Cookiemug.

Play Dough Cookie

Yellow, blue, and pink cookie, soft and chewy. Sold at Giant Eagle stores for $2.99, you luckily get 6 cookies with your small investment. Delicious cookie, colors vary, BEST IF EATEN IN THE FIRST 3 DAYS OF PURCHASE.
by Penelope Komo May 18, 2011
mugGet the Play Dough Cookiemug.

Always Wanted the Cookies

When your crush tells you they only want a hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.
Dude, you told me I can't eat the cookies, so I didn’t eat the cookies and now you're mad at me for not eating the cookies when I Always Wanted the Cookies!!
mugGet the Always Wanted the Cookiesmug.

Pure Vanilla Cookie

Pure Vanilla cookie is used to describe someone who is amazing, beautiful, majestic, perfect. I have an unhealthy obsession with him he consumes my thoughts the only thing I can think about is him. I talk to him in game like he’s a real person and his backstory makes me cry.

(My Tiktok is apurevanillamybelovedd BY THE WAY)
by Pure Vanilla lover March 5, 2022
mugGet the Pure Vanilla Cookiemug.

cookie monster band

all those death metal bands that sound just like Slipknot
oh great, ANOTHER cookie monster band music video on Fuse
by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008
mugGet the cookie monster bandmug.

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A stupid, irritating way of summing up the way of the world. Like saying "ho hum, shit happens."
"Oh no, that wasp just stung me and gave me an allergic reaction and now I only have 2 seconds to live"
"Well that's the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid."
by Floyd the barber May 31, 2004
mugGet the that's the way the cookie crumblesmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email