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Waiting For The Bus

One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.

When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.

Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.

A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.

Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.

Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.

The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
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Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015
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Bus Driver

OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.
by JCroce October 22, 2008
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San Diego bus stop

A san Diego bus stop is a magical place where you will either get asked for money from a homeless person or you will lose your virginity to a transgender man who will give you aids.
Genie Flenie: Hey man why are you walking with a limp? George Lloyd: I was just at a San diego bus stop you can probably guess what happend.
by dildofarts July 30, 2023
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bus 62

When you fuck your best friends mom and sister on the bus.
Hey, i’m going to pull a bus 62 on Jake!
by brett ricketts December 20, 2024
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russian school bus

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.
After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.
by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023
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