Mr. Burger

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."

"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"

by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019

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Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014

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Gundam Burger

When you biologically transfuse somebody into a robotic homunculus. Also know as a flesh golem.

I gundam burgered your mom last night. Now you gotta get in her and go through psychological torment.

by 4ChanCookies April 20, 2022

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Frog Burger

When Rodney gets two frogs and lays them belly to belly, then fucks in between them essentially creating a burger with the meat patty being his dick and the bun being the two frogs.

"Rodney had a frog burger last night, some would call him a frog fucker." ... "Ever heard of a frogney burger? It's basically Rodney and a couple of frogs having outercourse."

by ThomasEscareno December 13, 2024

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