new england biscuit

1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.
1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.
by idrathernotpodcast August 23, 2017
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Bourbon biscuit

A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.
Mum: *takes phone*

Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit

Mum: what the f-
by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 05, 2023
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douche biscuit

(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)
wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.
by Joseph and Josh Zeneli January 14, 2017
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Little biscuit

A little girl, or an underage girl not old enough for consensual sex
by Bchbm August 15, 2018
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Ginger Biscuits

A cheap biscuit because McVities get all the broken biscuits, mash them together, add some stork margarine and loads of ground ginger to hide the taste of the other biscuits.
Need something sweet but only got 29p,I'll go and buy a packet of Aldi everyday ginger biscuits.
by Food hound January 14, 2023
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Ginger biscuit

'' you ##?!!$''

''well you're a ginger biscuit''
''aaaahhhhhhahahh''
by gr3g the 3gg May 13, 2020
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