The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...
The angry Earl
The angry Earl
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A pent up ejaculate long held in from the long anticipated inevitable romp with the partner after months away working, incarceration, military tour etc. This is the consistency of Elmer’s glue and contains coagulated nuggets of tapioca cum.
It’s been a fortnight since I last bedded the Missus i’m certain I will deposit the angry blopper in her guts!
by Dr. Hyrüm Wifflesnüff April 11, 2023
Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.
This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.
by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023
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