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Christian Pagan

A massively shlonged man who gets all the bitches. Commonly known for his evil ideas he is the best man any girl can ask for. He is a genius. He is better in every way, shape and form. His iq is above all and he has only evil ideas in his head 20/4/7. He has a ginormous pair of balls. And no he is not gay.

This can also be used verb.
Bruh I'm about to pull off a Christian Pagan and fuck this bitch till she cries
by chrisp13 April 30, 2021
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Aryan Christianity

Aryan “christianity” is a term for white supremacists who claim to be Christian, they are not real Christians however, as they use Christianity as a way to seem good, while also advocating for white ethnostates/supremacy, spreading hate, dehumanizing others (non whites non Christians and often non far right beliefs) you can usually find them using certain Bible verses out of context/mistranslated to justify hatred for blacks, Muslims, Jews, etc. always preaching about Christ, but never his teachings of loving all, including enemies, and most definitely people different than you, by race, religion, or where they’re from. Remember, Christ would never encourage or want hate, no matter who it is, and he would most certainly despise his followers who use his word to justify their hate.
Aaron: yo dude, did you see that kid Jason? He posted on Instagram “God hates jews” “the nazis we’re carrying out God’s will” and “the church should have stayed white”
Jacob: woah dude, that’s insane, he’s an Aryan Christian for sure

Aaron: yeah dude, God would never want his followers to hate people who were different than them
Jacob: yeah ignore him, he’s an asshole anyway, guess he skipped all the verses about loving EVERYONE, and forgiveness, Aryan Christianity is a twisting of Gods word.
by rae tard April 2, 2025
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Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis
everyone wants to be like a jackson christian
by big black ranga man February 28, 2023
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Christian

n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.
Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.
by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021
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christian the hammah

Christian the hammah

like ramp brah
by pinoyshinobi June 4, 2021
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Christian

A guy who hits on everyone hoping for the slight chances of a girlfriend and has no rizz
Your such a Christian
by Ratfraction May 4, 2023
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Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.
Christian: “My thighs hurt
Me: “because you’re gay
by LeiAddison March 1, 2020
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