Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member

Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”

by FinnoVii October 4, 2018

Cow

Moooooooooooooooooooo he blocks up the grocery store fuck u cow

Cow= bulllshit guy

by COWLOVER55 July 30, 2018

Cow

Slang for caveman-
As a result of evolution, cows grew from generation to generation and developed the likeness of the homosapians we know today as the human race. The term cow refers back to our original form.

See that cave painting over there? It was drawn 3000 years ago by a cow. They were hunter-gatherers and they often killed animals for food, and one of these cows decided to depict it so their image could live on forever.

by Lol noob November 17, 2020

rainbow cow

When every udder releases a different flavour of shake...

Strawberry, vanilla, banana, and Oreo.... You don't know which to get under first.

HOLY COW.. It's a rainbow cow, I need me some Oreo shake fresh from the udder.

by UndercoverOrca August 7, 2016

ner cow rage

imense rage from someone

He's so mad. Fear his ner cow rage!

by Emo Metalhead August 9, 2007

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Cow

A nickname for someone who’s last name starts with the sound like mooooooo

people call me cow because my last name is mucciacciaro(mooooo-cha-cha-ro)

by great I have no life October 19, 2019