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bald short baby

nico is a bald short baby
by ilovemayo March 31, 2019
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salad shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”
by AkumasAss March 4, 2019
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cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head April 30, 2012
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fabian is short

he is short af
by chadad123312 November 14, 2023
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fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
by Ol' mate March 6, 2019
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short bus

Dummy. A phrase made popular by the demon-slaying love child of Beatrix Kiddo and Taylor Swift. Later made popular by Ruby from Supernatural.
'' It's called being a normal teenager, short bus. Boys are a part of it.'' -The Demon-Slaying Love Child of Taylor Swift and Beatrix Kiddo
by BabydollDame22 December 24, 2016
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Cooper Short

by pondum888 October 7, 2022
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