emily woods

A girl with 86 million roles and is going out with Josh although Josh is forced into this spooky relationship. Although Josh does like the roles she has and once he gave her a rimjob and Josh almost died but he dodged it and killed her.
Yo that gal is such an Emily Woods dayum!
by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX December 29, 2018
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Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)
Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!
by WOUNDERWIPER March 27, 2009
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Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 07, 2020
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Ashley Wood

A absolute BMT that thinks he is bad just because he lives in thaxted
Omg is that ashley wood? Yeah he thinks he is a bad man ting
by BONERBOY3000 May 05, 2021
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spoom-woods

1.one who wears dress flops quite occasionally w/ pink Polo's

2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey

3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down

4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend

5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious

6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold



1. go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/fd5484488cae53cdd81c54a11c214ffd.jpg)

2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)

3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "

4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)

5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)

6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "
by Woods Parker July 11, 2008
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Coke and wood

by melonfilthegate January 02, 2021
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area of the woods

The 'hood'. The place you grew up in. Your country area. The terrain you are familiar with.
- What is your area of the woods?

- Boston. I've lived in Boston my whole life.
by cycloid July 28, 2017
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