William Foxhuntingson

A fine specimen of man. One that studies religiously and shoots down foxes with his natural aimbot.

Origin derived from the AmeeniusTomius Sanctorium of Rome.

"Ay yo fam, you're like William Foxhuntingson, stop fucking hacking!"

"nah bruv, just a natty."

by Tom.CXVII April 21, 2021

Mrs. Williams

Mrs. Williams is the type of person who thinks that 0 is the end of the ruler.

Are you Mrs. Williams?

by CoolPoohBear April 27, 2021

William Osman

Some guy on youtube that made what he claims is cotton candy using an angle grinder under a set of bleachers with a bunch of kids. His house got burned down. Once lived with everyone's least favorite 14 year old with a taser fetish Michael Reeves. Did a collab with diy guy Mark Rober about lemons.

"Hey have you heard of William Osman?"
"Isn't he the guy from the Mark Rober video?"

by aafuck April 29, 2021

William

He’s the worst at being normal. Usually a weeb- and has a big social life. He acts all quirky and awkward. Usually a pisces, or cancer. To all the Williams out there 😚🖕

Damnit why is William here!

by Uhhh-nobody May 5, 2021

william and sebastian

William and Sebastian are lovers which meet unexpectedly. Their love is fiery and romantic although they deny what they truly are. They have always have felt a deep connection ever since they met one another and have craved a sexual relationship ever since. They both dream to be together although this dream will never become a reality.

William and Sebastian are star-crossed lovers.

by friendsflaker July 10, 2022

William Santamaria

A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.

Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis

- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.

“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1

“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2

by Upside Down up and Around July 16, 2022

Keke Williams

Hey y’all, This is my great aunt Keke Williams ||| she was hit with a metro train back in 1689 by Mrs. Maria Shopkins Hopkins. She was crossing the underground rail round when Massa Shopkins Hopkins found her and hit her with her husbands metro train. Keke Williams was only 32 when she was hit with that metro train. Today that metro train is in the Cvmmington Museum in the Nicki Minaj Empire. That metro train was used by Queen Nicki to attack Minister Cardiovascular Bronchitis’s Soldiers and Princess Trisha Paytas’s soldiers during the Badussy War. The metro train was also used by Queen Nickis Besti Queen Jiafei. Queen Jiafei used the metro train to attack Dutchess Taylor Switch and the Swifties Kingdom, As well as King James Charly and the Charly Islands. These events occurred from 1790 - 1903. Mrs Keke Williams is remeberd as one of the most powerful woman on planet Earth after she survived the metro train attack and came back from the dead in 1867 to help Queen Nicki attack the Swiftes Kingdom. But soon later Keke went back to her coffin and hasn’t came back since. Thank you.

Wow look at Keke Williams she’s the strongest Woman on the Earth!!

by kitten kween July 19, 2022