by wildcatbaby September 18, 2016
Get the vagina in the assmug. When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.
Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?
A: He has vagina poisoning.
A: He has vagina poisoning.
by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010
Get the vagina poisoningmug. female species that tend to do a lot of drugs and take their clothes off for public enjoyment in a club while worshiping their god <money>
known to surround military bases in the event that the militant ones need to see vagina because they cant make it home to wife or girlfriends
also entice old folk who are not happy with their relationships or marriage
come in nice and mean flavor
all shapes and sizes .... many with large tattoos
tend to wear extremely large heels and carry little purses
have boob-jobs or want boob-jobs overly worried about their bodies
they do not like house fees and have no problem causing trouble to customers because they think they are badass
known to surround military bases in the event that the militant ones need to see vagina because they cant make it home to wife or girlfriends
also entice old folk who are not happy with their relationships or marriage
come in nice and mean flavor
all shapes and sizes .... many with large tattoos
tend to wear extremely large heels and carry little purses
have boob-jobs or want boob-jobs overly worried about their bodies
they do not like house fees and have no problem causing trouble to customers because they think they are badass
The strippering vagina held the pole tightly between her legs as she extended her body upside down on the stage.
The strippering vaginas are surrounding the outside of the base so that our violence does not pour out into society.
The strippering vaginas are surrounding the outside of the base so that our violence does not pour out into society.
by maskerbator August 25, 2011
Get the strippering vaginasmug. by martynap March 21, 2018
Get the vagina dentatamug. Girl 1: "Stephanie has been hanging around Erica a lot lately.. You don't think they're vagina sisters yet... do you?"
Girl 2: "I can't tell.. But I think I'd have to say so."
Girl 2: "I can't tell.. But I think I'd have to say so."
by Kawaiikittypop September 11, 2014
Get the Vagina Sistersmug. by akapretty7 May 6, 2020
Get the vagina sprinklesmug. by Rap Jack 69 June 7, 2016
Get the Vagina Fickmug.