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ur mom

1. Ur mom, also your mom or your mum, is commonly used as a random phrase.

2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.

3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.
1. literally any teacher: "Please read the next paragraph."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*

2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*

3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."
by hitman bang January 17, 2020
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ur mums a slag
by urmumsbighole December 29, 2021
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Ur mom abc 123 yay is the worst user of urban dictionary. If your user is this then I feel sorry. This person is the worst to be friends with! If you ever come across them then contact the authorities because they will try and harass you. They have wrote a hurtful hate speech towards everyone who’s named Eshal! If you search “Eshal” EXACTLY Eshal spelled with a capital E and scroll down then you’ll find a definition made by them saying that anyone named Eshal sucks.
Person 1 : Hey! Your mom abc 123 yay just tried to harass me! She called me ugly too 😕
Person 2 : Don’t worry, she’s a low life and only bullies other to feel cool and loved!
by donateurcat April 17, 2022
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someone i will be engaging in intercourse with tonight.
by Claireymondo March 18, 2022
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Something so Large, it took Usain Bolt a week to run a Lap around it!
Ur mom so fat
by SussyBbbbaka October 20, 2021
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Ur mom is the type of mom that anyone whor will sleep with cuz she is so hot
Chad i slept with ur mom cuz shes so damn hot,i might even be ur new step mom
by better luck neck time April 16, 2021
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