turtle undercover

When someone is a turtle but is an undercover turtle

Turtle undercover: I'm a turtle undercover

Turtle: shut up

by شمسية January 2, 2015

Turtleneck

A covert breach at the condom's tip prior to application, causing the contraceptive device to slide to the base of shaft. Resembling a turtleneck and resulting in more pleasurable intercourse. This is an advanced maneuver that could result in serious consequences, including but not limited to any number of stds and/or as serious as fathering a child with a woman whose name you might not even know.

Thotsaid I was a man slut and had to wrap the weenie up. So I used the turtleneck instead of smashin her with a floppy.

by Awes0me_sauCe September 24, 2016

Turtle

There are many types of turtles and there very slow

Hey speed up you as slow as a turtle

by Oldman96 June 27, 2016

Turtleneck

To wrap one's hands around the opponent's neck, simulating that the opponent is wearing a choking turtleneck

Cuz if you step one closer imma turtleneck yo ass!-random stylish thug

by TurtleneckSupreme May 25, 2016

Turtle

Turtles are love, turtles are life.
They can HIDE IN A FRICKING SHELL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

A turtle? AHH it BIT me!!
"What's a turtle?" "... YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A TURTLE IS?!?!?!"

by Cjreeve404 March 5, 2017

Turtlehead

A person who's head looks like a turtlehead

Ben Bellamy has a turtlehead

by Milf12344 May 16, 2017

Turtle House

A way of referring to a Whore House in a conversation.

"Man lets head to the turtle house after school!"

by BananaMagnet November 27, 2020