Thomas

A big cunt who doesn’t have respect for anyone besides the leader and sucks his dick. He also brag about having a girlfriend that doesn’t even like him.

You know that guy Thomas yeah hes a bitch

by Aids26363 December 3, 2018

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

Jayden Thomas Conine

The worlds greatest boyfriend. Very kind, always willing to listen and always trying to help. Even though he has his own emotional, and physical problems, he is still a very kind, old soul.

Jayden Thomas Conine is a very good person.

by EnidsBerryFarm October 2, 2022

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Thomas core

when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas

That guy just had a piano fall on his head! That’s so Thomas core

by RedMoonRising January 21, 2024

Thomas

First of all thomas the train. Seccond of all he got no bitches. Third of all why rasist? Fourth of all why he a wall? Fifth of all whats with the sixhead. Sixth of all what is with your style. Seventh of all so white. Eight of all why does he talk. Ninth of all why so dumb. Tenth of all why dont you become smarter.

Why are you still friends with that Thomas he is litteraly a train.

by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022

Thomas Longhurst

A clueless hippie who doesn't smoke weed but acts high

Dude 1: God that was like talking to a brick wall
Dude 2: Thats Thomas Longhurst for you

by GoulburnHippie November 25, 2021