Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

Jew

An acronym of the punk rock band Jimmy Eat World, most known for their song, The Middle.

Me: You've heard that song by Jew?
Other person: I'd rather listen to MCR or FOB.

by cstrong February 2, 2024

As a Jew

A phrase often put at the beginning of an antisemitic rant in order to not face consequences

"as a Jew, I think the state of Israel should be abolished and we should all go back to Poland"

by Factoid12342023 February 8, 2024

Jew

someone of any race or religion that is stingy, greedy, untrustworthy, lying & just a straight up nigger.

That nigger Kane is being a fkg Jew.. He needs some act right.

by Trixxier Crisp February 8, 2024

Beetle Jews

Crazy fans of the Beetlejews movies.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.

Beetlejews is watched and streamed by the Beetle Jews.

by gregben November 20, 2023

gay jew bug

A gay Jewish Bug.
Henry Grant is a prime example of a bug whom is Jewish and Homosexual.

"bro thats disgusting what is that"
"oh that? thats the gay jew bug henry gay grant"

by Churgerman November 28, 2023

Jew

"Jew" a male with a little dick

"Jew" a male with a thrashed ass

"Jew" no tick said the Jew

"Jew" money hungry person

"Jew" your typical drug dealer

"Jew" someone the winges about everything and everyone.

Jew" the ciggy smoking jew that also takes it from the but.

"Jew" a male with blonde hair that like to be fucked in his ass by multiple coloured man not of his own race

"what a gay Jew".

Definitions explaining a "Jew"

someone this a tight ass money hungry Penny scabbing bottom feeder that's always acting all poor me poor me as if they got nothing just to get symphony or a free something as in a hand out from someone that has less than the Jew being a victim.

"Jew" A male who is just a wimpy ass bitch that is scared of everyone and everything.

"Jew" oi Jew stop playing the victim card or you may end up a victim as the other Jew race did.

What a gay Jew.

by Realitycheck4you November 28, 2023