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Jake

Jake is a very Intelligent and Athletic Human. He is very shy at times, but once he feels ready to open up. You will learn he is Humorious and Caring. He doesn’t care what people say about about him. He lets little bull crap influence his life. Jake Is a kid you want to be friends with, if you are feeling down. He will make sure you are fine. He Might be an idiot at times, but he is always listening to make your life better. If you have a Jake in your life, You’re lucky. Whoever needs someone to live their life with, a person with the name Jake is just what they need.
Jake is Here! He just Brightened up my Day.
by DingdongDiddy November 24, 2018
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Jake Holliday

If, at first, you don't succeed, you obviously ain't Jake Holliday
by cowboyjones January 4, 2012
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JAKE

Like little boys and likes getting raped
by SORRY STROKE HER JACK July 31, 2018
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jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.
Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
by some_freaking_guy December 2, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.
by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024
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Jake

A hot mofo who can come off as annoying if you don’t know him well enough but when you get to know him he can be understanding, cute, sweet, and can cheer almost anyone up right away. He can be really good at commitment mostly depending on the situation but even then he will always try his best at things. He’s very loving to anyone who is nice to him back.
Man I need Jake to stfu and just give me a hug
by Hi I don’t know November 13, 2020
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Jake

a fat homosexual guy who loves getting pegged by his brothers massive cock
man dude your really acting like a jake
by temchip December 23, 2021
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