You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.
10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside
"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"
"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"
by crap I'm late again May 3, 2008
Get the lecture lap dancemug. The guy or girl at junior/senior prom who always dances just a little too sexually, causing embarrasment to herself and others.
by oneill May 12, 2006
Get the prom dance whoremug. A sexual act involving a man and a woman. the man folds the woman in half and engages in sexual activity while holding her as she is folded in half. proving she is flexibly like a dancer
by Alexander Flowveckin November 13, 2010
Get the Dance Team Specialistmug. by ala1b19 October 18, 2018
Get the blood on the dance floormug. Lady-Beating 'Dance' in Monty Python, now in use as anything in which the true purpose is disguised under the pretence of cultural activities.
Zeez was zer Trondhein Hammer Donce, weech is performed every 25 minutes in zer Norwegian town of TRONDHEIM. In vich zee old ladies are stuck about zer head veeth round sticks, or KNURTEL. (original Monty Pythin context)
So the council put on a skate-fest last month, but it was just a Trondhein Hammer Dance. They wanted to up the local spending in the district to justify another pay rise.
So the council put on a skate-fest last month, but it was just a Trondhein Hammer Dance. They wanted to up the local spending in the district to justify another pay rise.
by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005
Get the Trondhein Hammer Dancemug. An erection achieved mainly by young inexperienced boys when dancing with a lady friend usually at junior or senior high school dances. Often not entirely hard but in between soft and hard.
"Man, that girl was so fine, my slow dance chub grew in my trousers while I was dancing with her."
"My slow dance chub almost exploded in my pants while dancing with that foxy lady"
"My slow dance chub almost exploded in my pants while dancing with that foxy lady"
by Tonyhw Neb March 30, 2009
Get the Slow Dance Chubmug. excessive dancing with a complete lack of over garments. Boys are not allowed to wear boxers at this party they are required to wear briefs or boxer briefs in any color (white and gray are not suggested). Girls may wear any style panty she prefer.
Late night is at my house tonight, bring your finest panties because it will be a panty dance party .
by Panty Dance Queen April 29, 2009
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