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Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.
Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"
by Menico D'roh April 23, 2022
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metal on metal

Two genital piercings rubbing together during hardcore sex
I’m going metal on metal tonight
by Kenski April 8, 2022
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metal dan

The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.
by the killing man June 25, 2024
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Teen-metal

Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.
"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."
by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023
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metal ox

The legendary out of game Metal Ox in adopt me. Also has a fat asss...
Look at my legendary out of game Metal Ox!
by Marshadow5 Gaming June 21, 2021
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Black Metal

I went to black metal show yesterday.
by UndersScore November 3, 2023
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heavy metal

The heaviest subgenre of rock music. It originated in the UK and US in the late 1960s. The differences between rock and metal is, rock mainly focuses on eighth notes and metal on sixteenth notes, rock mainly uses only electric guitar while metal uses generally a mixture of bass guitar and electric guitar, metal is a type of rock that replaces all the happiness with either depression, sadness, anger or fear.
I listen to hard rock more than heavy metal
by Dogmilk57 Nightcore March 13, 2021
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