Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.

“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”

by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022

South Carolina Brake Light

During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.

Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Light Shopping

It’s like Window shopping, but viewing Christmas lights on houses.

Let’s go light shopping!

That house looks so cool!

by PaulTheWilson December 10, 2017

Busch Light Dad

A typical redneck father. Always wearing work boots no matter what he's doing at the time. Also mainly wears sleeveless shirts, work shirts, or flannels. Mostly interested in mowing the lawn, guns, drinking beer and general rural debauchery. Heavily blue collar.

"Is Tim lighting off fireworks again? It's not even a holiday!" "Yeah he's just being a Busch Light Dad again."

by Pokesystem July 15, 2023

Drink a Bud Light

To have gay sex.

Tom: Where are Jim and George?

Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.

Tom: Ha, faggots.

by Tom (short for Tomothy) July 10, 2023

Light hour

A measure of time between 30-50 minutes.

I’m going to the gym for a light hour not a full hour. I’ve been gooning for a light hour. I can last in bed for a light hour.

by Nolen Deshawn Hansen October 21, 2025

Light The Beam

The winning chant of the Sacramento Kings. After every win, the Kings light a purple beam that shoots into the sky, first introduced in 2022.

*Kings beat the Warriors in 2024 NBA Play In*
Fans: LIGHT THE BEAM!

by SactownKlev November 30, 2024