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Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
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road rage

a condition in which a driver gets angry at the other driver for not driving in the way he wants to.
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses
road rage along with inattention usually causes most of the accidents on the road
by Handleofjohnniewalker May 20, 2019
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road rules

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.
Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."
by Bob July 23, 2003
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Candy Road

What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.
Friend: I need a new drift spot to touge
Me: bro, I got this sweet candy road for you
by xxjoelxx October 9, 2018
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Road-tap

(verb). The act of sexual intercourse with a random person on a road trip.

When the door is locked on a gas station because I am in tapping the waitress ass while actually being on a road trip.
Sorry for being late, I had to stop for a quick road-tap.
by kpthetapmaster69 July 14, 2019
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road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
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Road language

When someone who is a “road man” or “chav” speak they do not use proper English but actually speak differently
“Wagwan my drilla” “Hey can you translate from road language to English please”.
by Mandy__ August 29, 2021
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