Pirate plating

An act of using parts and/or walls that are fastened into place, and then removed for other purposes in surface displacement.

My car was so corroded that we had to use pirate plating just to pass inspection. The only problem is none of my repairs were legit.

by Laser platforms November 3, 2022

staircase pirate

That one girl who'd blow literally anyone under the stairs.

Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.

by DocTock December 25, 2022

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

Pirate

One who commits the act or crime of theft.

"Whatch out, this guy is a pirate!"

by djacicc November 19, 2023

The pirate

As you're doing her from behind spit on her back and pretend you are cumming....as she turns around, cum in her eye and watch her say argggg.

Last night I tried The pirate on your sister.

by Snatch master 7 July 23, 2017

The Funky Pirate

The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.

I'm going to the Funky Pirate, for I need to kill someone but I'm not man enough to do it.

by crap house hose May 3, 2021

Pirate

My cat

Pirate is a cute cat

by MelonCanon October 12, 2020