Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021

Moisty mike

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them

example: want to do a moisty mike tonight

by Moisty mike dad May 10, 2018

mike wrona

A hypocritical person who can’t win an election and thinks he knows everything. Full of ignorance and only believes his opinion matters. Completely devoid of the ability to find humor in anything.

That guy is a real Mike Wrona. We were having a good time until Mike Wrona showed up.

by Diction matters October 29, 2021

Mike Tyson

You tryna play your man’s in front of a jawn or when u saying anything negative to him to a girl and this goes for a girl too .Just don’t say anything negative u won’t be Mike !!!

Mike Tyson-Punching on ur man’s in front of a jawn

by Don’t Mike me plsss January 17, 2023

Mike Frew

Pulling more than 5 birds at a club, best kebab harasser, GOMA gimp, shagger, virgin, beast, drug addict

Aye I saw Mike Frew
Mike Frew coming after you
Mike Frew takes patsys

by GomaGoblin January 20, 2022

Mikee

For a girl. She is perfect, she is hot and she is good in bed. She may have friends and they may have benefits. And if you’re one of them you’re lucky. She has medium tits but a big ass. Her masturbation sessions are the best. You would be lucky to have a Mikee.

“You see that girl!? She’s so fine!”
“She must be a mikee”

by Chickflickquicktit69 December 22, 2021

mike farenheit

When she sucking your nuts and you are a gangster

When she sucking your nuts and you are a gangster, mike farenheit

by Balle mannen November 30, 2022