lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.

Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

by chickenXscratch November 15, 2008

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Dan's Straightness

Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.

Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight

by Luckyy_Bruhh May 04, 2020

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straight goggles

adj or n: the inclination or action of a historically or self-identified queer individual to seek or make sexual advances towards a person who is biologically of the opposite sex/gender while intoxicated or inebriated; comparable to beer goggles

Yo, that girl Linda has never fucked a man but when we out at the club and she's faded, she's up on all kinds of men...must be the straight goggles.

by Malik Soul May 16, 2007

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straight wreckin

When you're fuckkin flossin and you showin out in front of every crew and stealin every nigga's bitch

SUC straight wreckin' mane

by I'd rather bang screw January 08, 2018

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Straight Edge

Alright, lemme clear some of this out for you guys. Straight Edge is just a matter of opinion. We are a group of people that would rather go to a hardcore show than get shitfaced at some lame ass club. As far as smoking cigarettes goes, any self-respecting person shouldn't buy them because you're paying to destroy your own lungs. And drugs, well that's the touchy subject. Most of us choose to abstain from drugs because of what they've done in our personal life.

But, before you call us out and say we're queers for out beliefs. Just remember, you're the people that are wasting your time bad-mouthing a group of people on the internet.
(A kid who says he's straight edge and then goes and smokes and drinks is not, I repeat not straight edge. Believe me, we hate those guys just as much as you do.)

Person A : Hey man, want a smoke?
Person B : Nah, I'm cool.
Person A : What's up man? You don't drink, you don't smoke, don't do any drugs?
Person B : Nah, I'm Straight Edge.

by Ziggyleesam March 18, 2013

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