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Short and Fat

He is short and fat
by numacunosti June 14, 2017
mugGet the Short and Fatmug.

Bucket Shorts

A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.

They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.
You gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
mugGet the Bucket Shortsmug.

short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.
Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout
by Wood3356 March 7, 2023
mugGet the short sproutmug.

Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
mugGet the Shit & Shortsmug.

short stall

Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.
Text: Sitting at short stall rn
by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022
mugGet the short stallmug.

A very short time ago

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago
I went on a run a very short time ago
by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020
mugGet the A very short time agomug.

National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
mugGet the National Kick a short person daymug.

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