A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.
They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.
They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
Get the Bucket Shortsmug. by Wood3356 March 7, 2023
Get the short sproutmug. Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
Get the Shit & Shortsmug. Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.
by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022
Get the short stallmug. Between 0 and 10 minutes ago
by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020
Get the A very short time agomug. Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
Get the National Kick a short person daymug.