september 19

a really weird person but have a good sense of humour and have a 14cm dick they also are really fit and smell nice these are really nice people to be with and are the funniest people you will ever meat .

September 19th children

by yaaa broo December 16, 2019

tell giuliana the answers september

when the closet has to tell giuliana (anus) the answers to her homework

they also have to help her when she has any questions

“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”

by ya same September 12, 2022

september 25

anyone with this birthday is automatically better than everyone else

gregg: whens your birthday?

molly: september 25

gregg: take all my money i dont need it :0

by anonymous September 21, 2022

September 2nd

September 2nd is the day we’re anyone called Joey, Micheal, will, Alfie or Ayyan have to be nice to Thomas and realises how good of a friend he is because he still sticks with you shit heads

On September 2nd you have to be nice to Thomas

by Real Irish Potato August 31, 2020

September 9th

National get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day. Find Cody Wieczorek and have sex with him.

Girl 1: did you hear about September 9th?

Girl 2: no, don’t you mean September 11th? What’s September 9th

Girl 1: September 9th is national get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day!!

Girl 2: OH MY GOD NO WAY!!!!!

by Stinkysteve897 September 8, 2021

September 5th

Slap ass day

Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)

"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"

by Luck1e September 1, 2022

September 9th

This day is one of the best days since one of the best people are born. Today is also one of the most popular birthdays. Today is also my friends birthday Leago. Happy birthday girl have a great day

"Today is September 9th"
"Yh and Happy Birthday Leago"

by ~Ree♡ September 8, 2022