by Floatyourgoat November 15, 2023
“Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”
by Ferballs January 28, 2024
by C/O6860 July 20, 2019
When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.
by Dr. PhillyCheese February 13, 2025
the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.
by freaky greeky December 30, 2023
"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."
by PapaTangoRomeo January 24, 2012
Its basically just the russian version of tag, the kids play it all the time, especially while sipping their vodka juice boxes, and petting their pet polar bear, ye know the usual
unlike tag instead of getting ppl with their hands they use this toy thing called a revolver, and instead of chasing each other and tagging them they take the revolver, put this harmless thing called a bullet, and only 1 btw, then while pointing at themselves, or others, they spin the wheel inside to "decide" the fate of the one the gun err "toy" is pointing at and then they pull the trigger, anyway what happens next isnt important, all in all its a fun russian game especially for kids and only 1 in 6 people have died in the process, not a very big deal
unlike tag instead of getting ppl with their hands they use this toy thing called a revolver, and instead of chasing each other and tagging them they take the revolver, put this harmless thing called a bullet, and only 1 btw, then while pointing at themselves, or others, they spin the wheel inside to "decide" the fate of the one the gun err "toy" is pointing at and then they pull the trigger, anyway what happens next isnt important, all in all its a fun russian game especially for kids and only 1 in 6 people have died in the process, not a very big deal
Russian Dude: Hey kids, wanna play russian roulette? i have revolver toy only 1/6 death
American: HOLY SHIT I THOUGH GUNS WERE ONLY FOR SHOOTINGS
Russian: gun? ah no that toy, this is gun
*pulls out minigun*
American: bro what happened to the revolver
American: HOLY SHIT I THOUGH GUNS WERE ONLY FOR SHOOTINGS
Russian: gun? ah no that toy, this is gun
*pulls out minigun*
American: bro what happened to the revolver
by rick.astley69@gmail.com May 13, 2022