Perfect

Sophie

Your perfect

by Sk+rw October 28, 2021

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The perfect song

Gusty Garden Galaxy from super mario galaxy

Person 1: Yo what's the perfect song

Person 2: Gusty Garden Galaxy

by Teasis69 October 31, 2021

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Perfect puppet

When friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling what you do

Your sister is so controlling, she turning you into her own perfect puppet

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Ramsey's Perfect Burger

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"

"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"

by anonymous November 1, 2021

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sophia’s husband -aka damien- is (as extensive research shows) the most undoubtedly perfect person on this entire planet. from looks, to personality, every inch of daki is perfect.what evidence do we have? a lot actually! he was willing to play apex with sophia, he has long convo’s at night with her, and always makes sure that she’s okay, these are husband material qualitiesss!!( maybe even dilf qualities 0.0) damien always manages to put a smile on sophia’s face & our research shows, that when you talk to damien, your happiness increases by at least 99.9%! in conclusion, damien is the most perfect person on the planet. p.s, i love you :)

person 1: hey dude, have you seen damien? soo perfect!

person 2: ikr! i’ve never seen anyone as swagger as him!

by damien’s wife <3 July 14, 2021

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