Cactus pants 

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

Cactus pants by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

Scaredy pants hands 

Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.

While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.

Scaredy pants hands by Gadeanz August 8, 2016

Bunker Pants Bunny

Someone who always fucks or dates firefighters

Oh my god, she is such a bunker pants bunny, she has slept or dated every fireman in the county

Bunker Pants Bunny by Bunkerpantsbunny September 6, 2016

holey pants 

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

holey pants by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

milky pants 

When your goin through puberty and u see a hot girl u get milky pants

OMG jeniffer did you see Rick he has milky pants

milky pants by Jamal Taylor April 20, 2017

Cut pants 

When a Hispanic person doesn't have swim trunks he cuts pants

Bro let me know if we're for real going swimming so I can cut pants and go too

Cut pants by Cut pants April 23, 2017

invisible pants 

the lines on your legs from the imprint of your skinny jeans

'oh, Liz has a case of the invisible pants because of her too tight jeans.'

invisible pants by alienatedbread May 22, 2017