top notch twat

the best shit.

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat

by Insane cunt September 6, 2009

top-a-shop chiney

Chinese people who lives above thier place of business. Racist terminology

You are nothing but a top-a-shop chiney

by jamgirl April 19, 2009

Tennessee Top Hat

A mullet haircut worn by one from the Volunteer State.

That ole boy collecting parking money at the “Celebration” in Murfreesboro this past September had a beautiful flowing Tennessee Top Hat mullet.

by Mashrabbit August 17, 2018

take the top off

To make yourself throw up a little when you’ve been drinking. Prematurely to when one might “pull trig”

That pregame hit different. I think I need to just take the top off.

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

Pillow Top Cleavage

The effect that occurs when a woman wears a bra that's a cup or two too small for her thus forcing her boobs to pillow above the edge of the cup creating deeper cleavage than normal.

A more elegant term for quad-boob.

That gal's bra is slightly too small. It's pushing her boobs up and giving her pillow top cleavage.

by TongueTiedGuy November 18, 2012

Top Gun Relationship

A relationship between two men that is both extremely manly (revolves around sports, talking about women, eating, quoting bad movies) but also extremely gay considering their comfort level with each other. Just like the movie Top Gun. Really manly and really gay at the same time.

I'm pretty sure that at this point, Mick and Paul would rather text each other about baseball than talk to their own wives. In fact I'm damn sure of it. They're in a Top Gun Relationship.

by Louis Ripken August 20, 2011

top tier cunt

Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.

Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.

by Elverskuld January 14, 2023