National Fingering Day

May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.

Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?

Camielle: Eww no, why?

Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!

Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.

by Jennie1257 May 5, 2019

National Touchy Month

National Touchy Month is a month where everyday you and someone else make out with eachother, and touch eachother in freaky places, if you don’t do this? You’re gay and will end up lonely.

Hey don’t end up lonely it’s national touchy month!

by Ollyoxenfree September 30, 2019

National Gerg Day

the day of the gerg (october 14). on this day, gerg was gerged into existence. as such, we must worship the gerg. happy birthday gerg. gerg bless

Oh hey! Did you guys realize it was National Gerg Day? NO WAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERG!

by gerglover777 October 12, 2019

National Grouch Day

Ah, October 15th! Don’t be a grouch everyday, just on October 15th! So now you have a good excuse on to why your so grouchy!

Dad: Augh! I hate being grouchy but today is a great day!

Mom: Why?
Dad: Cause today is National Grouch Day!

by yourmemeaccount October 14, 2019

national fuck day

August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.

Hey its national fuck day lets have sex

by Jonathan Graham Cracker August 6, 2019

National Kiss Day

National kiss day is August 12th along with grab ass day

Kiss him or her be careful who u kiss tho u don’t wanna get anything but have fun its National Kiss Day

by Ilovedogs9807 August 12, 2019

national skonka day

National Skonka Day is August 4. A day where all skonkitas can celebrate a day made just for them🤪! This day commemorates skonka’s for their biggest achievement: BEING A SKONKA!!💙💙 fuck it up this day!!!

It’s national skonka day for all the hynas 🤪

by skonkitaaa August 15, 2019